if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
I got a check for $1697 a week after I reblogged this. The fuq.
OMG that’s fucking amazing! 😎
Was it your paycheck 🤔
Does it matter? It’s $1697…. do YOU have $1697 right now? 🙃
